c☮☮l beans bitch

im a piece of shit lol

healysex:

// la poesie est dans la rue //

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

dicksplit:

When you’re in an exam & everyone starts using calculators, rulers, etc and you don’t know what it’s for

LMFAO

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sansserifaster:

someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack

me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

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moistmale:

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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busket:

ehjaybones:

quick guys does anybody have that reaction gif of shaggy with a betrayed expression overlayed on top of shaggy looking wistfully near a tree?

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toominator:

spookeys:

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him

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May your 1st apartment be your sanctuary

yourhighestfeeling:

thetattedstoner:

● no rodents or bugs

● no noisy neighbors

● no burglaries

● no mold in the air ducts or leaky faucets

Thank you for your prayers. 

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sairiouslys:

luckycalico:

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

Oh. My. God. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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yonceeknowles:

me witnessing the murder of azealia amanda banks

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thebootydiaries:

ryantheterrible:

thebootydiaries:

lucifurby:

the fattest fucking pigeon ive ever seen

don’t bully him he is already going thru so much…,…,.,………

Fat ass

stop… he is trying his best :(

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jazeth:

davidbowieknife:

The holy trinity

tag yourself im squidward

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